What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 04:48
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Does having the wrong address on my car insurance invalidate my policy?
Nuts and Butts
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They put up a sign reading
Can you share something that captivates you, whether it's an idea, a discovery, or an invention?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
How many women have accidentally pooped their pants and became turned on afterwards?
Just Forget it!
So, the docs changed it to read
Thumbs down again.
Freaks and Cheeks
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Another attempt resulted in ...
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What makes someone feel "rich enough" in different societies?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Everyone loved it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good
share office space ...
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What is the best way to get revenge on people who hurt you?
No way
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Why do people procrastinate and how can they stop?
Still no good.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No go.
Catatonics & High Colonics
So they tried
Then came..